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Ask me anything Mon, Apr. 14, 2014 161,463 notes
Anonymous Asked:
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"





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adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

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humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

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youngharlemnigga:

shopwitme:

ok this shit got way outta hand

Damn yung
13k notes in like 12 hours

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hothotpotat:

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

image

NO

image

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES

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katsallday:

So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and

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susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie

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sofapizza:

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Workaholics

dude, that’s so loose butthole.

sofapizza:

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Workaholics

dude, that’s so loose butthole.

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lulz-time:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..
Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

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lulz-time:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..

Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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